You give me random keywords, I use them in my terrible story.

On another post, I ran a poll on what to do because I was bored at the time, and actually want to do most of them.
So to keep things clean, I've started a new thread.

To paraphrase the poll result =

  1. You post 2 or 3 random keywords, on whatever topic, and I'll incorporate them into my story.
  2. Then you read the story, and shake your head at me in disappointment.
  3. All while…

You give me random keywords, I use them in my terrible story.